i hope you grow wild. i hope you are untamable. i hope they’re scared of you in the way they’re scared of the dark open night. god, if anything, let them be scared of you, let their hands quake before touching you, let them tremble to behold you. do not allow irreverence. if no one else will pray at your alter, please, my love, worship yourself.
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
— Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here